Funny Messages on Notice Boards

Funny Messages on Notice Boards

This page is dedicated to those funny messages that you see on notice boards.  Our greatest joy would be if you take this idea onboard and send us any funny messages that you see on your travels.

• Church Service with a Difference
• Shop Window Advert
• Cunning way to attract Chess Players
• Funny Notice Board in Toilet
• Urban myths
• Unusual Text Message

Church Service with a Difference

Seen on the notice board of a church:
Try heeling our services.   (Try our healing services?)

You won't get better.

Shop Window Advert

Seen by Will in a café window in Emsworth, W. Sussex:

• Cleaner Lady Wanted. 

By an amazing coincidence, Guy used to live in Maisemore Gardens Emsworth.

Cunning way to attract Chess Players 
(Classic example of funny message on a notice board)

Seen on a village hall notice board:
Chess Society - January Meeting

Mating demonstrations given.

Funny Notice Board in Toilet

Notice: No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.  That's alright then!

Job today, unemployed tomorrow

Urban myth

Bert was travelling down a country road in his native Somerset, England when he saw a large group of people outside a farmhouse.

It was a cold January afternoon, so he stopped and asked Farmer Giles why such a large crowd of men was gathered there.

The farmer replied, 'Harry's donkey kicked his mother-in-law and she died.'

'Well, 'replied the man, 'She must have had a lot of friends.'

'Nope, 'said Giles.' We all just want to buy his donkey.'

Unusual Text Message

Had a text from my mate the other day

'I've just been arrested and charged with being the ugliest man on Britain - please come down to the police station and prove them wrong'

• N.B. Please send us any funny messages that you see on notice boards.
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