Hilarious, short conversation allegedly held between an US Immigration
Officer at Miami International Airport and an incoming passenger:
Immigration Officer: Your name, please? Passenger : Batman.
Immigration Officer: What's your real name? Passenger: My name is
Bat-man.
Immigration Officer: Are you trying to be funny? What's your surname?
Passenger: Superman.
Immigration Officer: So you're telling me your name is Batman Superman?
Passenger: Yes.
Immigration Officer [calling over to Passport Security]: Hey Bud, arrest
this guy.............
[See below for the passenger's ID card: ]
Footnote: Suparman. is a common name in the Eastern
side of the Island of Java. However, there is no ready explanation of
why his parents called him Batman.
The name of a two-year-old boy was listed on the country's list of wanted suspects. He was briefly banned from getting on a plane bound for Turkey. The details on the toddler's passport had been the same as
those in an arrest warrant, even the date of birth.
'While going through the passport checking procedures to get on board, one of the officers on duty said they wanted to take Suhail,' Emirates Today quoted
the boy's father, Abdullah Mohamed Saleh, as saying. 'I thought he was kidding me and said 'Take him if you want'. He showed me a print-out of a document that said Suhail was wanted and there was an arrest
warrant for him.'
Officials said they would investigate the cause of the mix-up.
This is one of the funniest examples of police humour that Will and Guy
have encountered for many a year.
To be sure, your man Prawo Jazdy is a slippery fellow. He's wanted
for 50 different driving offences all over Ireland. Now, Prawo is clever
because every time we book him, his driving licence has a different address.
All the Gardaì in Ireland have a different theory about how this 'Scarlet
Pimpernel' escapes the clutches of the law. Finally, the penny
dropped, Prawo Jardy is not a Hungarian name, but the Polish words for
Driving Licence.
The Garda had caught 53 different Polish drivers, but thought they were
dealing with the same man. Naturally, the Polish community in Ireland are having a good
laugh about Mr Prawo Jazdy.
*Garda is the Irish Police force, it also means one policeman.
Gardaì is the plural, it means more than one police officer.
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