Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well. Samuel Butler
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics
are more pliable. Mark Twain
Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy. Ambrose Bierce
We do on stage things that are supposed to happen off. Which
is a kind of integrity, if you look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else. Tom Stoppard
The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. James Baldwin
Curiosity is one of the permanent and certain characteristics of a
vigorous mind. Samuel Johnson
Man often becomes what he believes himself to be. If I keep on
saying to myself that I cannot do a certain thing, it is possible that I
may end by really becoming incapable of doing it. On the contrary, if I
have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to
do it even if I may not have it at the beginning. Mahatma
Gandhi
You can never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose
sight of the shore. Christopher Columbus
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in
overalls and looks like work. Thomas A Edison
Champions aren't made in gyms. Champions are made from something
they have deep inside them a desire, a dream, a vision. They have to
have the skill and the will. But the will must be stronger than the
skill. Muhammad Ali
So many of our dreams at first seems impossible, then they seem
improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become
inevitable. Christopher Reeve
Efficiency is doing things right. Effectiveness is doing the
right things. Peter Drucker
Formal education will make you a living. Self education will make
you a fortune. Jim Rohn
You must be the change you want to see in the world.
Mahatma Gandhi
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path
and leave a trail. Waldo Emerson
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought
without [necessarily] accepting it. Aristotle
Funny Valentine's Day Sayings
'When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain'. Mark
Twain
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A
successful woman is one who can find such a man.
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I
told her to rub her eyes. EmoPhilips
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