Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made
with real lemons?
we ever see this headline: Psychic Wins Lottery
Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'Broker'?
there mouse flavoured cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a 'new & improved'
Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why do they call the
airport 'the terminal'
if flying is so safe?
Did you know that if ask anyone from a Professor to a politician 'Why', three times in a row, you can reduce them to a gibbering idiot. Incidentally, the three 'Whys'
trick is one that I learnt from watching my 7 year old nephew question his mother.
A thinker sees his own actions as experiments. For him, questions are merely attempts
to find out something. Success and failure are for him answers above all.
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called 'Poles', why aren't
people from Holland
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack, anyway?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't
they be wearing nightgowns?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When someone asks you, 'A penny for your thoughts, 'and you put your two
cents in, what happens to the other penny?
picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and wise guy opposites?
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
11 pronounced onety one?
There is no shorter
sentence in the English language than 'I am'. Readers point out
that actually, 'I do' is the longest sentence? Think about it!
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't
it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1
billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
Why do they display pictures of criminals in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their
pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while
they deliver the mail ?