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The Parking Ticket

Mark went to the shops the other day, and he was only in there for only about five minutes. When he came out there was a traffic warden writing out a parking ticket for parking on a double yellow line.

Mark approached him and said conversationally, 'Aw, come on, mate, how about giving a feller a break?'

The warden concentrated furiously on writing out the ticket and completely ignored Mark's plea. Mark, rather angry at being so openly ignored, called the warden 'a pencil-necked Nazi.'

The warden glared at Mark and started writing another ticket, this time for having bald tyres. Mark called him another even ruder name. The traffic warden finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen alongside the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 10 minutes.

The more Mark abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Mark did not care one iota; his car was parked around the corner.

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