Indian Railway - Safe?

Indian Railway - Safe?

Actually the Indian Railway could do with some tannoy messages, for example 'Express train coming - beware'.

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Train Going the Wrong Way

From the ridiculous to the sublime:

From a Railway Carriage by Robert Louis Stevenson (1850-94)

Faster than fairies, faster than witches,
Bridges and houses, hedges and ditches;
And charging along like troops in a battle,
All through the meadows the horses and cattle:
All of the sights of the hill and the plain
Fly as thick as driving rain;
And ever again, in the wink of an eye,
Painted stations whistle by.

Here is a child who clambers and scrambles,
All by himself and gathering brambles;
Here is a tramp who stands and gazes,
And there is the green for stringing the daisies!
Here is a cart run away in the road
Lumping along with man and load;
And here is a mill, and there is a river:
Each a glimpse and gone for ever!

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