Actually the Indian Railway could do with some tannoy messages, for example 'Express train coming - beware'.
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Train Going the Wrong Way
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From the ridiculous to the sublime:
From a Railway Carriage by Robert Louis Stevenson (1850-94)
Faster than fairies, faster than witches, Bridges and houses, hedges and ditches; And charging along like troops in a battle,
All through the meadows the horses and cattle: All of the sights of the hill and the plain Fly as thick as driving rain; And ever again, in the wink of an eye, Painted stations whistle by.
Here is a child who clambers and scrambles, All by himself and gathering brambles; Here is a tramp who stands and gazes, And there is the green for stringing the daisies! Here is a cart run
away in the road Lumping along with man and load; And here is a mill, and there is a river: Each a glimpse and gone for ever!
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