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Will and Guy's Collection of Funny Stories About Trains
Train Story - Passenger ComplaintThe following is allegedly an exchange of correspondence between a customer and the Irish Railway Company [Larnrod Eireann]. Kindly sent in by John Morris I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip. I think the transportation system is worse than that enjoyed by people 2,000 years ago. Yours truly, Patrick Finnegan Reply from Larnrod Eireann Railways Dear Mr. Finnegan, We received your letter with reference to the shortcomings of our service and believe you are somewhat confused in your history. The only mode of transportation 2,000 years ago was by foot. Sincerely, Larnrod Eireann. Last word from Mr Finnegan Gentlemen, I am in receipt of your letter, and I think you are the ones who are confused in your history If you will refer to the Bible and the Book of David, 9th Chapter, you will find that Balaam rode to town on his ass. That, gentlemen, is something I have not been able to do on your train in the last two years! Yours truly, Patrick Finnegan ®Another Funny Train StoryRoger was on a train, mumbling to himself, smiling, and then raising his hand. After a moment of silence, he would go through the same process … mumble, smile, raise hand, silence. Maggie watched this closely, and after about ¼ an hour, she said, in a concerned voice, 'Excuse me. Is anything the matter?' 'Oh, no,' Roger answered. 'It's just that these long trips get very tedious so I tell myself jokes.' 'Why then, inquired Maggie, 'do you keep raising your hand?' 'Well,' smiled Roger, 'that's to interrupt myself because I've heard that joke before.' Funny Train Stories in Pictures
`Russian 'Pullman' Train
Russian version of George Pullman's Palace Car train carriage. Indian 'Pullmen' Train
Actually, that looks like a genuine 1909 Rio Grande Pullman in the background. Indian Express Train - Only half full
Indian Commuter Train - Three-quarter full
Train facts are often stranger than train stories
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