Funny Bicycles and Bikes

Funny Bicycles, and BikesTour de france topiary

Call them what you like, bicycles, treaders, bikes, tandems, or cycles we have a funny pictures.

Pictures of Funny Bicycles

Bollard - Ouch!

Bollard brings tears to cyclist's eyes

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A Bicycle Made for Two

Devil Cycle

Is this tandem the cycle of the devil, or just the devil to pedal?

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Let's Get the Shopping

Bike groceryBike grocery

Wooden Bike

Wooden Bike

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From the Sublime to the Outrageous - Swarovski Crystal Bicycle Swarovski Crystal

This is probably world's most expensive bicycle at just over £60,000, [approx. $105,000 USD] think Will and Guy. Called the Gold Bike Crystal Edition; each of the ten produced is hand-built and gold-plated with 24-carat gold, and decked out with over 600 *Swarovski crystals. Hand-sewn leather grips and a Brooks leather saddle provide finishing touches to the bike, with each limited edition number embossed with gold leaf and set into a leather badge onto the bike's head tube. The business, Scandinavian design company Aurumania, has also created a 24-carat gold wall holder for the bike, so it can be displayed as a work of art.

* Swarovski Crystals are high quality Austrian cut glass crystals that are expertly faceted and polished to produce the finest quality crystals available. The reason for their popularity is that they sparkle and shine like diamonds.

Woolly and Snowy Bike

Woolly BikeWoolly Bike

Will and Guy's Top Ten Fun Trivia About the Tour de FranceLe Tour de France Trivia

  1. 123,900 - calories burned by a rider in the course of the Tour
  2. 324,000 at 60rpm, 486,000 at 90rpm - number of pedal strokes taken per rider over the Tour
  3. Three - average number of chains worn out by a single rider
  4. 792 - total number of tyres used by the peloton
  5. 28 minutes 27 seconds - biggest ever winning margin [Fausto Coppi over Stan Ockers, 1952]
  6. 22 minutes 50 seconds - biggest winning margin on stage win [Jose Luis Viejo, 1976]
  7. Seven - highest total number of "King of the Mountains" victories [Richard Virenque]
  8. Eight seconds - smallest winning margin [American Greg LeMond over Laurent Fignon in 1989]
  9. 55.152 kph over 7.2km - fastest prologue [Chris Boardman, 1994]
  10. Ten - fewest ever finishers [1919, out of 69 starters]

 

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