Silly Funny Jokes

Silly Funny Jokes, Daft Stories and Stupid Pictures

If you are in the right mood then these silly jokes are hilarious.  To cope with when you are not in the right mood we use surprise and variety, so keep looking until one of the jokes or funny pictures tickles your fancy.

• Silly Puns
• Silly Signs
• Cheesy Jokes
• Circus Strongwoman
• Corny Pictures
• Evening Activities
• Daft Things To Do in the Supermarket
• Flood Disaster Kit
• Funny Elastic Band
• Funny Silly Potato
• Hold Your Breath
• Management - Stress
• Management - Anger
• Payback Time
• Psychedelic Bug
• Sean the Sheep
• Shocking Bills
• Silly Funny Put Downs
• Stupid Passport Photo
• Stones
• April Fool's Day Pranks

10  Silly Funny Jokes for Starters

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
7. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
8. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
9. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: "Keep off the Grass."
10. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

Silly Billy - But Who is Going to Tell Him?

More Silly Puns

• A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: 'A beer please, and one for the road.'
• Two cannibals are eating a clown.
  One says to the other: 'Does this taste funny to you?'
• 'Deja Moo': The feeling that You've heard this bull before.
• No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery
• When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
• The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large
• See more silly puns

And More Daft Signs

Daft Jokes

Q. How's your job at the clock company?
A. I'm having second thoughts about it.

Q. How's your job at the sewing shop?
A. Hanging on by a thread.

Q. How's your job at the balloon factory?
A. We can't keep up with inflation.

See more cheesy jokes

Funny Put Downs

• He - Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
  She - Okay, get out.
• Is it time for your medication or mine?
• He hasn't just lost the plot, he's lost the whole library: Melody Maker (about Michael Jackson, 1992)
• See more silly funny put downs

Stupid Things To Do in The Supermarket (Preferably, while your other half shops)

1. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream ' NO! .......It's those voices again!!!'
2. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say, 'PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!'
3. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible. 
4. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 
5. See 10 more things to do in the supermarket

Footnote:
Please send us your silly funny jokes, daft stories and stupid pictures.

See more of funny stories, pictures, amusing videos and jokes about people

• All sections   • Men jokes   • Women jokes   • Marriage   • Children   • School jokes 

• Medical   • Politicians   • Losers   • Funny people jokes   • Retirement stories   • Funny wisdom

• Silly jokes   • Christian jokes   • Short Stories   • International jokes   • Animals   • Home