Patrick and Fergus were rather drunk one Sunday evening after a
session in the pub and were stumbling home along the railway tracks which
led to their homes.
Patrick turns to Fergus and slurs, 'There's a hell of a lot of steps
here.'
Fergus looks up and replies, 'I'll tell you what's worse, Patrick, this
hand rail is very low down.'
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