Patrick and Fergus were rather drunk one Sunday evening after a
session in the pub and were stumbling home along the railway tracks which
led to their homes.
Patrick turns to Fergus and slurs, 'There's a hell of a lot of steps
here.'
Fergus looks up and replies, 'I'll tell you what's worse, Patrick, this
hand rail is very low down.'
Meanwhile, these people are the ultimate optimists if they think their
train will stop here.
On closer inspection, it would be a major surprise if the train travels
on this track at all.
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Train in The Garage?
Amaze and Surprise Your Friends and
Neighbours
Will and Guy would like show you how to get your neighbours to
sit up and take notice.
We have discovered that a German firm called "Style Your Garage", creates
posters for garage doors that make it look as if it's actually showing the
interior of your garage, and what's in it - a train!
We think that the prices are reasonable [no we're not linked to the
company] and they range from £199 to £399 [$301 - $ 604 USD] - for the
double-door. All but guaranteed to make passersby and your neighbours take a
second look.
Made for the up-and-over garage doors predominantly common in Europe,
they can be fixed with Velcro and can be adapted to fit sectional garage
doors.
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