Funny Train Pictures

Funny Train Pictures (On this page)

Russian 'Pullman' Train
Indian 'Pullmen' Train
Indian Express Train - Only half full
Indian Commuter Train - Three-quarter full
Funny Train Picture of Fantasy Railway
Pictures of Australian Road Trains

Funny Train Jokes, Stories, Videos and PPT (Links to other pages)

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Russian 'Pullman' Train

Russian version of George Pullman's Palace Car train carriage.

Indian 'Pullmen' Train

Indian pullmen train

Actually, that looks like a genuine 1909 Rio Grande Pullman in the background.

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More Funny Train Pictures

Indian Express Train - Only half full

Indian Commuter Train - Three-quarter full

Indian Train

Train Going the Wrong Way

Train Going Wrong Way

More Track Trouble

Patrick and Fergus were rather drunk one Sunday evening after a session in the pub and were stumbling home along the railway tracks which led to their homes.

Patrick turns to Fergus and slurs, 'There's a hell of a lot of steps here.'

Fergus looks up and replies, 'I'll tell you what's worse, Patrick, this hand rail is very low down.'

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Funny Train Picture - Graffiti

Train Art

Here above is a picture showing the train's electric pickup and the fancy train graffiti underneath.

Something Different - Funny Train Picture of Fantasy Railway

Fantasy Electric Train - Paris to Beijing

Railway Parking

Vera was in court charged with parking her car in a restricted area on the railway station forecourt.

The judge asked if she had anything to say in her defence.

Vera answered frostily, 'They shouldn't put up such misleading notices. It said "FINE FOR PARKING HERE".'

Missing Link - Funny Train Station Pictures

Train Stairs to nowhere

Meanwhile, these people are the ultimate optimists if they think their train will stop here.

On closer inspection, it would be a major surprise if the train travels on this track at all.

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Pictures of Australian Road Trains

Road train sign

We wondered, why the motorist above has pulled over. This could be the reason, here come the road trains three abreast.

Australian Road Train

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