Funny Warnings

Funny Warnings

Here is Will and Guy's collection of funny warnings on labels signs and products.  We also have a few lucky escapes.

Funny Warnings: Topics on This Page

• 10 Funny Warnings Found on Food Packaging
• Silly Warning Label - But Oh So True!
• Strange Instructions
• Stupid Warning Signs

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• Shoot Self - Beware
• Lucky Escape

Will and Guy's 10 Funny Warnings Found on Food Packaging

Cautionary notices on packaging is good source of humour, here are ten of our best examples.

1. Instructions: usage known.  Instructions on a container of black pepper.
2. For use by trained personnel only.  On a can of air freshener.
3. Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.  On a box of rat poison.
4. Serving suggestion: Defrost.  On a frozen dinner.
5. Remove the plastic wrapper.  The instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn.
6. Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.  On a box of pills.
7. Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
8. Use like regular soap.  On a bar of soap.
9. This product is not to be used in bathrooms.  On a bathroom heater.
10. Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.  On a bag of cat biscuits.

Silly Warning Label - But Oh So True!

Wash it Again

My mother had decided to trim the household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, 'Just think, Ivor, we are five pounds richer because I washed this dress by hand.'

'Good', my dad quickly replied. 'Wash it again.'

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Strange Instructions

These cautions raise more questions than they answer.

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication'

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On packaging for a clothes iron:
'Do not iron clothes on body'.

(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On a Myer hairdryer:
'Do not use while sleeping'.

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Stupid Warning Signs

Wherever you go look out for funny signs, most are accidents, but ever people get the humour right, they get an attentive audience.

Nothing As Mundane as Safety Must Interfere with the Tea Break

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