Funny Football Bloopers - Colemanballs

Will and Guy's Funny Football Bloopers

Thank goodness there is no censorship otherwise we would never have a constant source of football bloopers.  Possible David Coleman and his Colemanballs are the most famous, nevertheless, we have trapped some great football bloopers.

One Dozen of the Best Football Bloopers

And now we have the formalities over, we'll have the National Anthems
Brian Moore

'We signed to play until the day we died.  And we did'
Jimmy Greaves, bemoaning players frequently change clubs:

The last player to score a hat-trick in a cup final was Stan Mortenson. He even had a final named after him, the Matthews final
Lawrie McMenemy

It's now 4-3 to Oldham, the goals are going in like dominoes
Piccadilly Radio

I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in
Terry Venables

It slid away from his left boot which was poised with the trigger cocked
Barry Davies

We have been saying this, both pre-season and before the season started
Len Ashurst

But as you know, the result for City is not as bad as it sounds on paper
Steve McIllwenn

Well actually we got the winner up there with three minutes to go, but then they equalised
Ian McNail

Ian Rush, deadly ten times out of ten, but that wasn't one of them
Peter Jones

It was a fair decision, the penalty, even though it was debatable whether it was inside or outside the box
Bobby Charlton

Believe it or not, goals can change a game
Mike Channon

Another Dozen Funny Football Bloopers

Ian Rush unleashed his left foot and it hit the back of the net
Mike England

You'll be hoping that this run of injuries will stop earlier than it started
Andrew Gidley

Ian Durant has grown both physically and metaphorically in the close season
Jock Wallace

It will be a shame if either side lose, and that applies to both sides
Jock Brown

Peter Shilton conceded five, you don't get many of those to the dozen
Des Lynam

Everything in our favour was against us
Danny Blanchflower

I think everyone in the stadium went home happy, except all those people in Rumania
Ron Greenwood

Butcher goes forward as Ipswich throw their last trump card into the fire
Byron Butler

John Lyall, very much a claret and blue man, from his stocking feet to his hair
Peter Jones

Who ever wins today will win the championship no matter who wins
Denis Law

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time
David Coleman

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Yet More Amusing Bloopers from Footballers and Their Managers

Portsmouth are at Huddersfield, which is always away
Jimmy Greaves

Bryan Robson, well, he does what he does and his future is in the future
Ron Greenwood

Wayne Clarke, one of the famous Clarke family, and he's one of them, of course
Brian Moore

It's a Renaissance, or put more simply, some you win, some you lose
Des Lynam

Football is a game of skill, we kicked them a bit and they kicked us a bit
Graham Roberts

£5.3 million is a large loaf to be throwing away before a ball's been kicked
Jimmy Greaves

So that's 1-0, sounds like the score at Boundary Park where of course it's 2-2
Jack Wainwright

I do want to play the long ball and I do not want to play the short ball. I think long and short balls is what football is all about
Bobby Robson

Interviewer: In your new book, Pat, You've devoted a whole chapter to Jimmy Greaves
Pat Jennings: Yes that's right, well what can you say about Jimmy?

I am a firm believer that if you score one goal the other team have to score two to win
Howard Wilkinson

Here's Brian Flynn. His official height is five feet five and he doesn't look much taller than that

Hodge scored for Forest after only 22 seconds, totally against the run of play
Peter Lorenzo

We are really quite lucky this year because Christmas falls on Christmas Day
Bobby Gould

Well we got nine and you can't score more than that
Bobby Robson

Don't tell those coming in now the result of that fantastic match. Now let's have another look at Italy's winning goal
David Coleman

Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular
Byron Butler

Even when you're dead you shouldn't lie down and let yourself be buried
Gordon Lee

And Ritchie has now scored 11 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season
Alan Parry

I don't know if that result's enough to lift Birmingham off the bottom of the table, although it'll certainly take them above Sunderland
Mike Ingham

Footnote:
Please send us your funny bloopers.  For example, Alex Dickson kindly sent in this item:

Chic Murray Scottish Comedian:
I saw a runner with a long stick I said, 'Are you a pole valter?'
He answered, 'No I am German but how did you know my name is Walter?'

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