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Here are our selection of funny football pictures and stupid remarks.

• Do not wear football boots on the pitch
• Guy's Weather Stone
• Wurst boots ever?
• Funny Football Picture
• Stupid Remarks
• The big match

1) Do not wear football boots on the pitch

They must have know that the Colombian team was in town!

NEUSS, June 1: The Colombian football team, who have not qualified for the World Cup but play Germany in a friendly on Friday, had to cancel their training session Wednesday because they had no boots.

The South Americans arrived earlier in the day from Poland where they beat the Polish side - who line up in the same World Cup group as Germany - 2-1 on Tuesday. The players' boots somehow went walkabout between the two destinations. No word was given on when the Colombians will hold their first training session on German soil ahead of the friendly.

1a) Football Flippers

Beckham has new boots every game, but not like these.

2) Guy's Weather Stone

Here we have trusty technology from the past:

3) Wurst boots ever?

4) Funny Football Picture

We wish that our goal keeper had long arms like this:

5) Stupid Remarks

And now an International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton
David Coleman

Real possession football, this. And Zico's lost it
John Helm

52,000 people here at Maine Road tonight, but my goodness me, it seems like 50,000
Byron Butler

I think Charlie George was one of Arsenal's all time great players. A lot of people might not agree with that, but I personally do
Jimmy Greaves

That goal surprised most people, least of all myself
Garth Crooks

Nottingham Forest are having a bad run, they've lost six matches in a row now without winning
David Coleman

He hit the post, and after the game people will say, well, he hit the post
Jimmy Greaves

At the end of the day, the Arsenal fans demand that we put eleven players on the pitch
Don Howe

6) The big match

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