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• A Game of Two Halves?
• Put him out of his misery!
• More players that need shooting?
• Watch the Game - Ref
• Undercover reporter
• Cars Race At Wembley Stadium

A Game of Two Halves?

I wonder if this picture was taken in in the USA?  My thinking is yes it's American; because in England we call the game football (not Soccer), whereas in America football would mean the grid iron game.

Soccer may only be played in the archery range!

Put him out of his misery!

More players that need shooting?

Watch the Game - Ref

A spectator at a local league match at Bransbury Park, Portsmouth kept up a constant barrage of insults and derogatory remarks directed against the referee.

Finally the referee could stand it no longer. He marched over to the sideline and, looking the noisy spectator squarely in the eye, shouted, 'Look here - I've been watching you for the last twenty minutes ............................ ..'

'I thought so, 'the spectator retorted loudly, 'I knew you couldn't have been watching the game.'

Undercover reporter

Cars Race At Wembley Stadium

The hallowed turf at the newly built Wembley where football is normally played [soccer to our visitors from the USA] has been transformed into a race track.

It's sure to come as a shock to football fans who were already horrified by the state of the pitch. The makeover is in preparation for the Race of Champions on Sunday, December 16, 2007, when 16 of the world's best drivers, including Michael Schumacher and Jenson Button, go head-to-head. The drivers will compete in identical cars around the specially designed parallel track.  The pitch, which was highly criticised before, during and after England's 3-2 defeat to Croatia in the crucial Euro 2008 qualifier, will be re-laid afterwards.

In between the Race of Champions heats, the organisers say drivers and fans will be 'wowed' by a series of daredevil exhibitions, including bike stunts and F1 car demonstrations. Reports the Telegraph online.

The confirmed drivers are: Schumacher, Button, Priaulx, Coulthard, Sebastian Vettel, Sebastien Bourdais, Tom Kristensen, Mattias Ekstrom, Jimmie Johnson, Travis Pastrana, Marcus Grönholm, Heikki Kovalainen, Alister McRae and Yvan Muller.

For old timers, going to the race track at Wembley stadium would mean watching 'cherry hogs' = dogs, and not cars.

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